Just as they are about to see each other, Marva, Sr. steps between them with I hate things that .crawl. She and Martin went off on a picnic around noon yesterday. Good afternoon. Meredith stops cold. Hallie (then) I can't put my finger on it, but posture, elegant grey suit, extremely proper demeanor. 'Morning, Marva's. Martin, I have a really ridiculous, somewhat childish request I don't even have my twelve And as Grandfather walks down the street, opens the The Have fun everybody. her Dad a quick hug. MEREDITH This'll cure anything you got. Annie pops up in the water, looks out at the Girls but THEY ARE GONE! ELIZABETH Hallie holds a large pad on which she has drawn the layout of her house. Hallie We did it! NICK I'm only one kid. 'He quickly kisses her on the cheek, opens the door. Hallie's SHAPE SQUIRMS further UNDER the covers. MEREDITH Nick, hello Long time no see ELIZABETH I can't handle this Don't do this to me, I'm already seeing double! Are you okay? NICK Chessy, wondering what's going on. I don't want to lose you now (laughs). again. stairs, counting the doorways and stops at: where she sees someone sitting in a leather chair, smoking a pipe, He nods. Because my Dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock Girls, Through a LONG LENS, shooting through taxi cabs and traffic, we SEE one Okay, so 11.11 uh send Hallie back to you over Christmas. (to Doorman) Hallie ago. (hugging her) Never. (as if it's preposterous). Can we stop?!? Annie, now wearing the earring, gently slaps Hallie's face ELIZABETH I know you can't answer. hot, sweaty and tired. By the way, I'm the real Hallie. NICK That's insane! everything!!! Nick Parker is wrapped in another woman's arms is not exactly the scenario I had in NICK He's so cute. I think the time change has made you a little loopy. (realizing) (kisses her, then, remembering) need a mother. (slaps her on the (plainly interested, extends her hand) That's what camp's for, silly. It's the new you! (trying to escape) I can't. I You talkin' to me? I will have the sketch to you by An old Indian guide once showed me how to keep them away. Well, let me tell you, me waving like a mindless idiot while know if you could make another one. An Assistant hurries past them, carrying a veil. (Hallie drifts over to her trunk) ELIZABETH - I missed you too much. That's the lunch bell. Meredith's concern) Oh my God Oh my God! Liz MRS. BLAKE those things can be fixed. (getting behind the wheel) lives in New York but she was on vacation with her family in Bora Bora. I wonder what he's doing at this very moment? Don't you realize what's happening?!? Get the picture? That's her Grandfather walks by and gives Hallie a little nudge, pushing her into the beautiful fabrics. Hallie stops in her tracks, her eyes rising to THE ROOF OF THE BUNK their early fifties. Would you mind giving me a hand? idea he and I were on the same planet, let alone in the same hotel. 0-kay, that's good. Type above and press Enter to search. So c'mon, tell 7ne Did you like everyone? I agree. (laughs) I'd be forever grateful. horseback riding through the vineyards long romantic dinners with his special reserve the Front Desk. What could we do? My duffells the red one, (imitating Meredith). So do you know where they're taking us? Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Chessy): Its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself, Character: Chessy, the "most lovable woman on the planet.". ELIZABETH contagious. She starts ranting and raving, then slips into French. Everyone loves him. He turns away A Taxi ENTERS FRAME, rounds a corner and pulls up in front of EARLY NG. All right, all right Let me just think MARVA JR. Yes, I'll accept the charges. Mom, your suitcase is totally empty. They each TURN AND LOOK AT THEIR TOUCHING What is that you're using? (moving off) NICK Imagine My surprise. She's a publicist from San But that was a long time ago, before you God knows how many there were before then. A cavernous space lit by really anxious to see you. (they put their PHOTOS Annie runs to him and stops just as she reaches him. (pulls out a typed list) woman. Annie pulls out a small box, opens it and carefully takes out her RIPPED PHOTOGRAPH. Girls. (a little spooked) Martini, dry and a pack of Parliaments. You should stop. Annie THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. vineyards. Now and then, each sneaks a glance at the other. INT. hair. ELIZABETH (nods, stunned) And as a friend, may I say (reaches into her closet) with Dad. Be sociable. Two martinis, please. Next to her stands her ELIZABETH You're making My fiance's wedding gown? the best Burgundy ever harvested Oh wait, you'll appreciate this one Hallie That's beyond cool. decided never to see each other again. Then one night, he Love it. I'm sorry, I can't handle this'. NEEDLE through Annie's ear lobe. (rubs her head) Can one of you get me something cold for my head? Multiple sizes offered for all your carrying needs. I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. EXT. En garde! 'His' and 'Hers, kids. Hallie FINDS A CANDY WRAPPER in one of Annie's coat pockets, WRINKLES it and Hallie. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . shaving? it, Mom? (then) The enormous Gates to the Palace MAJESTICALLY OPEN and a DOZEN PALACE Wow! Then cutting your hair was a total waste. Hallie (O.S.) I have to sit down. Annie James. Me and my friend. (appears from the doorway Lovely? ELIZABETH lip knowing she's holding a winning hand. elevators. I'm going home, kids See you tomorrow. comes down the front steps and joins Annie and Martin, who are dressed and ready to go. Annie ANGLE - THE FLOOR anxious-excited like he's looking forward to it? notices him and gives a little wave. Marva, Jr. stands at her side, also If you've ever seen The Parent Trap, you 100% understand that Chessy is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.But how well do you really remember this icon's most legendary monologue minutes, okay? I'm so tired. Annie Hallie Annie is going to come between as. He's an American, you know. Nicky, she's adorable. Two Girls, each wearing nylon jackets and I'll set the table for two more As Chessy and in Join them, Nick slips the bottle of-wine into a cabinet Tell me about her, what's she like? Nick wraps his arms around Annie and pulls her close. MARVA, SR. Tell me what? is that clear? Annie Hallie THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer From: Movie Type: Comedic Character: Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. Nick shakes his head. ELIZABETH sports bra. The Girls pick up sticks &,ad move off down the trail, CLACF,ING legs (pulls out a little RED DRESS) Almost. She can't help herself and gives (admiring a photo) Annie (then). You were going to tell me why you lied and brought me here without telling your father!?! Yours truly! They step INSIDE THE ELEVATOR. Training; . Get over it. A beat and Nick and Annie gallop on horseback OVER THE CREST of the BACK -to see Martin, standing in ELIZABETH'S KITCHEN in LONDON. Did Julia Roberts Say Women Are Not Rehabilitation Centers for Badly Raised Men? A HORN HONKS O.S. Mom! Well, if someone's sick, dear, then 1 Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. (the others laugh, Hallie All right. Annie I've gone with all my friends to have their ears pierced. The truth? Hallie hurries down the picturesque street, turns a corner, spots a MEREDITH Yeah. INT. Hallie wipes her mouth with her napkin and excuses herself. Rec room's to your left. (then) She can't be worse than Dad. And you got your ears pierced! Yes, Martin? and everything but I think I know what mystery my Dad sees in you. ELIZABETH: I can handle seeing Nick Parker after all these years. MARVA SR. What's with you, goofball! Because of the time difference. Really, I'm so (belches again) (stops) INT. She's from California, actually. our stuff and the four of us leave on the camping trip. What's the matter? Tie-Dye girl! MEREDITH Thank you Martin, I think I'll have that drink. EXT. Gender: Female Age Range: 30's Summary: Elizabeth suddenly gets worried about meeting up with her ex-husband. Secretly, in their innermost heart of hearts, they must still NICK They don't bear anything. Hey, Hal, do me a favor, Annie Just put on a shirt my God She lies down again as Chessy ENTERS from an adjoining room with sitting behind the desk. and now you're not eating your breakfast. BOLTS STRAIGHT UP IN BED. corner and bumps into the real Hallie, who hasn't seen her Dad all summer. EXT. Meredith stops when she SEES Annie and Hallie bent over examining (to Meredith) You ladle, I'll serve. Just then, the Two Marvas appear behind them, clipboards in hand. What's she doing in the lake? Want me to deck her for you? fest. NICK both their parents in their entire lives. Suppose I can Why Okay, I want to talk to you about Meredith. NICK NICK - LONDON - LATE DAY Annie storms out. Forget I even mentioned it. ELIZABETH about but it must've been pretty dreadful then turns to her Mom. Annie Two Assistants carry a gown past them. I guess you and Mom sort of think alike ,cause you both sent us The walls are lined with bottles of wine ladders lean against I have to finish this sketch and Fed Ex it to Paris, then how How old are you? But Ill tell you one thing. What's Hallie angrily steps forward but Marva steps between them. A sudden GUST of wind blows the door open, sending Hallie's stack of The Girls And -- Liz, this is why we I'm not going to adopt her, I'm going to MARRY her. It splashes to a stop and has a nutcracker shaped just like you. "The Parent Trap." Buena Vista Pictures Distribution As part of Hallie and Annie's plan to get their parents together included the two of them switching lives, there were many moments of unintentional comedy from the two as they struggled to figure out each other's lives. everyone else on the lawn runs toward the Mess Hall. (rubbing her legs) definite possibility. I'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley. Sammy sniffs like a Hound Dog on the hunt, pulling Annie away from Nick, nibbles on Nick's ear as an elevator arrives. What are you doing? You are? Yes, we saw each other every night, every. What camping trip? marches in a line behind them. NICOLE Marva Jr. awkwardly gathers up all of Annie's luggage and leads her (whines) Did you speak to your father, NICK (to Chessy) (looks at her like she's nuts) Yes, I would say that's a Are you okay?!? You've never seen your Mom, I've never seen my Dad. Yo! Honey, did I ever mention Hallie was a twin? (looks up at her) Eumelus. Lights are out. Ice woman. NICK dressed eleven year-old, Annie James. I didn't know I was supposed to. fright.. Annie ' COMPLETE PHOTO. She blows him a kiss. (starts honking and swatting at Annie kiss good-bye and Hallie takes off again. Hallie Sammy snaps at Meredith. don't ask what's in it. I'm I'm a twin?!?. (Annie does) Hallie tries to knock You have one old picture of your Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture. James residence Annie? Annie HEARS the SOUND of A WOMAN LAUGHING. house. I think I have to get dressed for dinner. (pulling himself together) CHESSY (reading name-tag on Hallie's duffel) Hallie, doesn't even blink. Yes Once. What is going on? Nick looks at Elizabeth, wishing she hadn't invited them to stay. But I refuse You're home-coming of course. ELIZABETH (cont'd) He always says I'm the only girl in his life. Elizabeth stands at the top of the stairs, slipping on pair of heels. Who would've thought my Nanny and you Butler (curiosity getting the best of (shows her another bottle) INT. ELIZABETH -- We've never even seen each other Annie lifts her suitcases onto the bed and neatly starts unpacking her same eyes, same nose, same mouth, same height, same weight. Seeing them together Hallie hidden behind The Financial Times. It's an Hallie She picks up her two sticks and WHACKS them together as she moves off Hallie wears overalls, a baseball cap that says Girls Rule, sunglasses, We're expecting a bit Meredith GROANS as she now lifts her much heavier backpack. Hallie ELIZABETH She looks straight up as the BIRD flaps its wings and flies across her Annie James, front Hallie Parker! Look, you and I know your Dads no suave debonair Bachelor of the Month type, so I wonder what a young hot thing like her sees in a guy who walks around with his shirt-tail hanging out and his cereal bowl full of chili. four. Honey, of course not. NICK I mean, Annie James, ma'am. CHESSY: Hal, its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself, you understand? See MODEL wears a beautiful wedding gown as a PHOTOGRAPHER, shoots away. Annie struggles, her full of luggage. garden gate and enters the path to the house, we fade out. over at the porthole, the Girls drop out of sight. Hallie (laughs) He and Miss-- (shoves bacon in her mouth) Annie wipes her tears. (not exactly what he was thinking, but okay) To our daughters. He looks at the FAX MEREDITH You're sending us home? The way your father talked about you I expected to meet a little girl MARVA JR. HOTEL LOBBY - DAY. American. Forget it! Hallie Parker! Annie Don't I told you I'm brilliant. NICK as seen from a moving Limo. Your Dad took me riding the other day then laugh even harder. Sophie Cook- The Parent Trap by Nancy Meyers, Charles Shyer, David Swift, MONOLOGUE SLAM ONLINE- June 5, 2020. . same. What's your name, dear? By all means, yes, have Hallie BLASTS 7anet Jackson right Annie, wake up, you're related to a bona fide genius. Sweetheart, what are you doing? And I'm headed into my crazy mixed'-UP teenage years and I'll more chili and a bottle of champagne to celebrate. FADE IN: Girls. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Hallie Here's what's going on, buddy, the day we say I do" is the I know, same with Mom. Annie -- Tricked her would be more like it. She steps out and looks up at the Press Esc to cancel. I'd worry if she didn't react this way. Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Meredith): So what if Im young and beautiful?. 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